Best feeling after a long shift? Taking your hair down, earrings off, and shoes and bra off. Oh my god, now I just need a shower.
the best thing about the internet is that eye contact doesnt exist
first thought: This (insert expletive) is so dumb.
I’m scared to even hold babies, I won’t hold a baby. I know, I know the thought would be, “Oh, well, you’re holding a baby, you’re gonna be careful, you won’t drop it.” Well, every time I hold my iPhone, I’m very careful, I drop it all the time. And lets be honest, I care more about my iPhone than most of these babies. I’m not gonna drop a baby and lose all my contacts.
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“I’m scared to even hold babies, I won’t hold a baby. I know, I know the thought would be, “Oh, well, you’re holding a...