Best feeling after a long shift? Taking your hair down, earrings off, and shoes and bra off. Oh my god, now I just need a shower.
the best thing about the internet is that eye contact doesnt exist
first thought: This (insert expletive) is so dumb.
gonna murder you and your whole fucking family
at 1st i was like, “omg he’s standing outside someone’s window” but after a moment i realized i’m fucking stupid
I, too, am an idiot then cuz I thought the same damn thing
where did this fucking dolphin come from