If you take longer than 5 minutes to text me back then expect the reply in 5 days because no one beats me at my own game
omg...
Best feeling after a long shift? Taking your hair down, earrings off, and shoes and bra off. Oh my god, now I just need a shower.
the best thing about the internet is that eye contact doesnt exist
first thought: This (insert expletive) is so dumb.
The funniest and worst thing anyone will ever say in regards to Gretchen Mol’s character “Gillian” on Boardwalk Empire (via katelinbrooke)
I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY CRAN-GRAPE
(via anakisa)
I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY CRAN-GRAPE