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I told myself that once I got to a certain amount of followers I would make an Intro Post 

Then I hit that number and promptly forgot all about it. And then I got a bunch of new followers today for some reason so I figured I’d update this instead of making a new one.

Allow me to re-introduce myself

• My name is HOVRonda.
• I’m Tumblr-old.
• If you spell my name wrong, I hate you.
• If you quote that fucking Beach Boys song to me, I will piss on everything you love.
• I’m black, cis, and also straight in case you were wondering. I don’t think you were
• Politically, my dick leans to the left.
• I don’t post a lot of personal shit here, but Angela says I need to let myself feel things so maybe that’ll change? It has not
• I love the people I follow that I’ve gotten to know and I hope to get to know more of you better.
• I like when people leave stuff in my ask box.
• If you are sad, more than likely I will try and cheer you up by posting a funny picture or linking to a video I think you’d like.
• I love, love, LOVE music, and I’ll make you a mix if you ask. Or sometimes even if you don’t!
• I like pretty things and can be very shallow.
• I have ADD and Dyscalculia. It’s super embarrassing at times.
• I’m a pop culture addict. It’s pretty funny because my friends will hear a rumor somewhere and ask me to confirm it, or they’ll ask me for the latest news if they’re out of the loop. One of my nicknames is Colonel Gossip.
• My other nickname is Bitches. It’s not offensive because it’s plural, see.
• I live in Southern California.
• I fucking love Christmas. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW
• My favorite kind of television is the trashy kind. I love fuckery so, so much.
• If you say that you “balled” your eyes out, or say “loose” instead of lose, I want to set you on fire.
• I don’t understand why pictures of s’mores aren’t tagged with my name.
• I would really like to start giving less of a fuck what people think. I follow and am friends with a lot of people who do this already and I’m hoping it rubs off on me.
• I used to post a lot of food pictures here, but now I’m co-admin over at OMGSEXYFOOD so I put everything there.
• This is already longer than I intended.
• I love Harry Potter.
• I have one tattoo but I want more.
• I am Ron Swanson and he is me.
• There is currently WWF fanfiction of mine on fanfiction.net that I wrote when I was like 19. DON’T BOTHER ASKING, YOU WILL NEVER SEE IT!!!
• While I’m thankful to everyone who finds this blog worth following, I don’t do follow for follow, or promote (what the hell is that, even?). So if you’re following me thinking that, lol sry.
• I can’t bring myself to say “goddamn” out loud, but I can type it all goddamn day.
• If you are very sensitive about posts where POC call out white people/privilege/whiteness as a whole then you should not follow me.
• If you have recently started following me because my friends are your friends, please let me know bc sometimes I am slow to follow back.
• I’m sometimes slow to follow back even if your friends aren’t my friends.
• Beware of Nightblogging. You will find out things you never knew or wish to know.
• I really like liveblogging things. Most of the time I’m liveblogging Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, occasionally True Blood, the main entertainment award shows, 50 shades of grey, Gigolos (r.i.p.), and that one time I liveblogged Breaking Dawn. I also enjoy bad fanfic (the teen wolf fandom seems to have a lock on that at the moment) so if I am given a link to something, I am often compelled to share it with you. 

Things you will find in abundance on this blog are:

• S’mores
• S’mores
• Reblogs of funny pictures
• S’mores
• Music
• I Love You, Man
• Community
• Pictures of basic, and not so basic, but mostly basic white boys
• This: ^_^
• Wrasslin
• Shade

Ok bye.