I told myself that once I got to a certain amount of followers I would make an Intro Post

Then I hit that number and promptly forgot all about it so anyway

Allow me to re-introduce myself

• My name is HOVRonda.
• I’m Tumblr-old.
• If you spell my name wrong, I hate you.
• If you quote that fucking Beach Boys song to me, I will piss on everything you love.
• I’m black and also straight in case you were wondering. I don’t think you were
• Politically, my dick leans to the left.
• I don’t post a lot of personal shit here, but Angela says I need to let myself feel things so maybe that’ll change?
• I love the people I follow that I’ve gotten to know and I hope to get to know more of you better.
• I like when people leave stuff in my ask box.
• If you are sad, more than likely I will try and cheer you up by posting a funny picture or linking to a video I think you’d like.
• I love, love, LOVE music, and I’ll make you a mix if you ask. Or sometimes even if you don’t!
• I like pretty things and can be very shallow.
• I have ADD and Dyscalculia. It’s super embarrassing at times.
• I’m a pop culture addict. It’s pretty funny because my friends will hear a rumor somewhere and ask me to confirm it, or they’ll ask me for the latest news if they’re out of the loop. One of my nicknames is Colonel Gossip.
• My other nickname is Bitches. It’s not offensive because it’s plural, see.
• I live in Southern California.
• I fucking love Christmas. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW
• My favorite kind of television is the trashy kind. I love fuckery so, so much.
• If you say that you “balled” your eyes out, or say “loose” instead of lose, I want to set you on fire.
• I don’t understand why pictures of s’mores aren’t tagged with my name.
• I would really like to start giving less of a fuck what people think. I follow and am friends with a lot of people who do this already and I’m hoping it rubs off on me.
• I used to post a lot of food pictures here, but now I’m co-admin over at OMGSEXYFOOD so I put everything there.
• This is already longer than I intended.
• I love Harry Potter.
• I have one tattoo but I want more.
• Ron Swanson is my spirit animal.
• There is currently WWF fanfiction of mine on fanfiction.net that I wrote when I was like 19.
• While I’m thankful to everyone who finds this blog worth following, I don’t do follow for follow, or promote (what the hell is that, even?). So if you’re following me thinking that, lol sry.
• I can’t bring myself to say “goddamn” out loud, but I can type it all goddamn day.

Things you will find in abundance on this blog are:

• S’mores
• S’mores
• Reblogs of funny pictures
• S’mores
• Music
• I Love You, Man
• Community

Ok bye.

Posted on January 11th at 10:28 PM
Tagged as: Intro Post.

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9. imrickmercerbitch said: bitch you better post a link to that fanfic right.fucking.now
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16. pumpkinpiehaircuttedfreak said: “There is currently WWF fanfiction of mine on fanfiction.net that I wrote when I was like 19.” WAT!!!!! also, luv u gurlfraaan.
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