baba: /shuffles into my room looking like a lost three year old
me: baba?
baba: i accept that you will find things that are appealing which i will find not so appealing
me: like makeup
baba: /nods/ like makeup
baba: but i know that you belong to a different group right now, half of your existence, i am responsible for
me: thanks baba
baba: but there is a man on tv who's name i cannot pronounce
baba: you know white people they work so hard to pervert my name. my name is wonderful and so is yours they are written in syllables so white people cannot break their tongues over them
baba: but they do anyway
baba: but this man. this man on my television.
me: who is it baba
baba: i want to clean my eyes god was upset when god made him
me: who is he baba
baba: when your ma boils the milks and splits it with a drop of vinegar, the clumps of milk he looks like
me:
me:
me: you mean benedict cumberbatch
baba: do you find him attractive
me: no baba i find him visually offensive
baba: /shuffles up to me and kisses me on the forehead/