5lyfe:

Cosmo Sex Tip #156 before you go down on her look in her in the eyes and say “lets open this fucking pit up”

I’M FUCCKING CHOKING

Michael Shannon busts out into Bon Jovi [x]

vicecube:

i am ready to be delivered to Jerusalem 

D E C E A S E D

popculturebrain:

Jay Pharoah Imitates Lil Wayne in a Hilarious NSFW Freestyle on Sway in the Morning

(by SwaysUniverse via Videogum)

LAWD

"Can I get five more minutes?"  - A phrase used by your bishop, pastor or apostle to inform you he will not be finishing this sermon in the near future. African American Proverb; Black Church Edition (via blackproverbs)

oystermag:

Listen: Kanye West ‘Yeezus’ Album Teaser

when you cry and your tears are yeezus

watch a man’s ego crumble to shreds in only three messages

kirkery:

I’m really sorry, guys. 

territorialcreep:

i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this

I would just lay there and wait for death

How to break up with someone 

• You: Your ex is attractive.
• Partner: Which one?
• You: ME.
• You: BYEEEE

cuntfessions-0f-bambii:

#dead

jellobatch:

kingerock288:

thirstrani:

robyewest:

pauseforthecause:

deadthehype:

LMFAOOOO, awkward.

LMAO.

NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo

lmfao awk!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dear lord help I can’t I’m dying

He even said “don’t do it”
SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY

perseues:

when will my reflection show who i am inside