let me just catalogue names for benedict cumberbatch, as seen in the notes of this post
- rinkydink curdlesnoot
- benny calmthefuckdownbach
- ben (no points for guessing which fandom this one was in)
- blundersbonersandhijinks
- “this salty ass rat looking motherfucker”
- snozzlebert mugglewump
- tiddleywomp rafflestacks
- toodlesnatch foofawomp
- bimpleswitch wafflechops
- benedick cumbersomebatch
- cogglesnatch penderass
- breakfasttoast crumblesnacks
- benadryl cucumbersalts
- fragglerock ampersand
- twatwaffle
- bandicoot clambersnatch
- benedouche cumberbutts
- crumblebutt
- benedict cumbersnatch
- “THIS BASIC ALIEN LOOKING DOUCHE”
- “ah he’s coughing up hairballs again” (not a name but it made me laugh so hard that it needs to be here)
- “what an ass”
- curdled milk oppa
- BINGLEBANGLE CHIDDYBANGBANG
- benderson chowderpants
- bombadill wafflesmack
i just
want to applaud
cucumber wendigo
frumious bandersnatch
cheese from space
always remember when cumberbatch stans got really mad about people making fun of his face and were like “thats racist”
oh my god I don’t remember this? probably wasn’t around
yeah I’m racist against the mantis people of Altair-4
SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER OH MY GOD
I typically call him the Face that Flubber Built.
It’s Quidditch Cucumber.
I could never find any post I’ve made about him because I’ve tagged them with a different name each time.
curdled milk oppa is the best but my current fave is bennyhill chasemusic and wow I am dying just typing that out
