

did you try scraping the burnt parts off
did you try putting a little bit of sauce on it.
did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in
try taking the battery out and putting it back in.
did you try pressing the on button
this is someone dying while having an MRI scan. before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions.
This is a photo of an aborted fetus. Can’t you see how sad and human it is? Checkmate, pro-choicers.
Did you try restarting? Sometimes you just need to restart.
Sometimes you just need to take some time for yourself. You should take the afternoon off. Get a massage. Read a book. Ooo! Even better: go get your hair done. Not that you need to change it, or anything. But, you know, you need some “you time.”
This a Pie chart. The black represents burnt pizza. The white represents paper plate.
The opposite of albinism called melanism, a recessive trait where the pizza is all black.